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  • Batch Juicy As Phuck IPA

Batch Brewing Company

Batch Juicy As Phuck IPA

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Country: Australia

Brewery: Batch

Style: IPA - India Pale Ale

Format: 640ml Bottle

ABV: 6.2%

Once upon a time, there was a phermentor that rose out of a vast green phorest. And in the phorest were birds and lakes and rocks and trees and cannabaceae humulus lupulus. The phorest was also inhabited by a small group of simple people, called the hopheads. One year, when the phirst phrost appeared and the hop stores were plentiful, the hopheads gathered at the base of the phermentor and gave thanks for all the hops they had. They thanked the resinous Warrior, and the passionphruit Galaxy, and the citrus Simcoe and Amarillo, and the pineapple Mosaic, and the watermelon El Dorado. But most importantly, they thanked the intentionally-cloudy, moderately bitter, incredibly aromatic, full-bodied Vermont IPA that they had brewed, because it was Juicy as Phuck.

 

 

 

 

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